Dude, as a kid, i used to be like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen
why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot
Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
and that guys eye