- Cashier: That'll be $4.03
- Me: I only have $4...
- Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
- Me: ...........
- Cashier: ........
- Me: what are we?
THE ROAD SO FAR
FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING POST.
I laughed WAY harder than I should have! I am pee.
WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN’S BOOK WAS THAT?
I realize only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies.
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother